{"id":3526,"date":"2013-03-02T05:55:16","date_gmt":"2013-03-02T12:55:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sanuja.com\/blog\/?p=3526"},"modified":"2014-09-10T20:42:10","modified_gmt":"2014-09-11T02:42:10","slug":"updated-geologic-time-scale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sanuja.com\/blog\/updated-geologic-time-scale","title":{"rendered":"Updated Geologic Time Scale"},"content":{"rendered":"

Warning!<\/strong><\/p>Scale images are Copyrighted to The Geological Society of America. Please check their website at, http:\/\/geosociety.org<\/a>. If you would like to add more “Facts” to this page, please contact me.<\/div>
\nThe following information is published for fun and NOT for any scientific value. Please do not take any information on this page as a fact or a hypothesis. This page is created base on some funny ideas going around in Geology.<\/b><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
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  • Quaternary glaciation (last ice age): resulted in Sid, Diego and their friends Zeke, Carl and others became friends with a human child.<\/li>\n
  • Rise of human civilization; gave birth to modern day self-centered idiots who destroy the Earth.<\/li>\n
  • For the first time aliens from the planet LV-426 probe a human female for biological experiments.<\/li>\n
  • Biological break though in human evolution was found when a man with one nut, known as A. Hitler, was discovered when his party came to power in Germany.<\/li>\n
  • Strong evidence suggesting our great grand parents were monkeys who butt-%#^$k came to life. The epidemic HIV\/AIDS has been attributed to modern human-monkey interactions in the wild.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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  • Due to lack of water to reduce friction during sex, dinosaurs went extinct (Cretaceous).<\/li>\n
  • Break up of Pangaea(Jurassic) into Gondwana and Laurasia since they can’t resolve their three-way relationship problems anymore.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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  • For the first time, large trees and shrubs were grown.<\/li>\n
  • Opium and marijuana(Cannabis) became very popular among the micro-organisms causing “ya-man” disease.<\/li>\n
  • Carbonated drinks during this period have lead to major teeth problems among mammal population. The acid in their coke have dissolved their teeth during Carboniferous period.<\/li>\n
  • Landmasses fall in love creating the new marriage, Pangaea. It won’t last very long since each other have accused of cheating from the very beginning.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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