{"id":598,"date":"2012-03-27T23:43:58","date_gmt":"2012-03-28T05:43:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sanuja.com\/blog\/?page_id=598"},"modified":"2014-09-20T15:00:58","modified_gmt":"2014-09-20T21:00:58","slug":"funny","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sanuja.com\/blog\/reference\/funny","title":{"rendered":"Funny Science"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t write these jokes, but collect them here. I know there are millions of jokes out there, but I found these to be the funniest and best. Please not not be offended by any jokes posted here.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A Geologist asked his kid: &#8220;Name the three types of rocks&#8230;&#8221; the kid reply: &#8220;Classic, punk and hard!&#8221;<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>I wish I were a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>It&#8217;s a good thing you&#8217;ve got evaporative cooling, cause I&#8217;m going to make you sweat<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>My love is like an exponential curve. It&#8217;s unbounded<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.81 m\/s<sup>2<\/sup><\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>Wanna couple our equations tonight?<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>Geophones are used for talking to organisms in the bedrock.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>Top quark or bottom quark?<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>Why don&#8217;t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>According to Heisenberg&#8217;s Uncertanty Principle of QM, we may allready be in love right now<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>If I were an enzyme, I&#8217;d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>Our chemical reactions give way to interesting products.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>My favourite attractive force is van del Waals force. Can you feel it? I will sit closer if you can&#8217;t.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.&#8221; &#8211; Alfr\u00e9d R\u00e9nyi<\/li>\n<li>Lumberjacks make good musicians because of their natural logarithms.<\/li>\n<li>What does pie taste like? 3.1415926&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>I hate when people text me K, I&#8217;m very rarely in the mood to talk about potassium.<\/li>\n<li>There are 10 types of people in this world. those that understand binary and those that don&#8217;t.<\/li>\n<li>The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Double meaning of dirty minds&#8230;<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>feel the hot igneous intrusion<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>young one always on top, except on reverse trusting the young one must be on bottom<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>don&#8217;t mix up the master bedding with master bating<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>bed rocks<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>Imagine the laugh of the Geologist who discovered the cummintonite&#8230;<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>What did the bed say to streamline when they meet each other? Honey do you like it smooth or rough?<\/li>\n<li>Well logging Geologists love water as a lubricant to reduce friction<\/li>\n<li>Depth of penetration of a tight borehole is around 4-5 inches.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t write these jokes, but collect them here. I know there are millions of jokes out there, but I found these to be the funniest and best. Please not not be offended by any jokes posted here. A Geologist asked his kid: &#8220;Name the three types of rocks&#8230;&#8221; the kid reply: &#8220;Classic, punk and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sanuja.com\/blog\/reference\/funny\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Funny Science<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":565,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-598","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sanuja.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sanuja.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sanuja.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sanuja.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sanuja.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sanuja.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/598\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sanuja.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sanuja.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}