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Updated Geologic Time Scale


The following information is published for fun and NOT for any scientific value. Please do not take any information on this page as a fact or a hypothesis. This page is created base on some funny ideas going around in Geology.

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  • Quaternary glaciation (last ice age): resulted in Sid, Diego and their friends Zeke, Carl and others became friends with a human child.
  • Rise of human civilization; gave birth to modern day self-centered idiots who destroy the Earth.
  • For the first time aliens from the planet LV-426 probe a human female for biological experiments.
  • Biological break though in human evolution was found when a man with one nut, known as A. Hitler, was discovered when his party came to power in Germany.
  • Strong evidence suggesting our great grand parents were monkeys who butt-%#^$k came to life. The epidemic HIV/AIDS has been attributed to modern human-monkey interactions in the wild.
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  • Due to lack of water to reduce friction during sex, dinosaurs went extinct (Cretaceous).
  • Break up of Pangaea(Jurassic) into Gondwana and Laurasia since they can’t resolve their three-way relationship problems anymore.
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  • For the first time, large trees and shrubs were grown.
  • Opium and marijuana(Cannabis) became very popular among the micro-organisms causing “ya-man” disease.
  • Carbonated drinks during this period have lead to major teeth problems among mammal population. The acid in their coke have dissolved their teeth during Carboniferous period.
  • Landmasses fall in love creating the new marriage, Pangaea. It won’t last very long since each other have accused of cheating from the very beginning.
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  • Moon was formed as result of aliens attacking the Earth with nukes. One of the nuke bombs hit the Earth so hard, creating the basin near Mexico.
  • Earth was sexy hot during this time; too bad with age, she became what she is today.

Basic construction of a Mohr Circle

All Engineering and Geology students should be able to understand and construct of Mohr Circles or Mohr diagrams by hand. Most companies use computer software to draw Mohr circles. However, it is important as a scientist for you to be able to do them manually. Indeed manual drawings are very useful in field work environments where you may have limited access to more sophisticated technologies. This is a guide was written specifically for the University of Calgary structural geology classes. However, the general scientific ideas behind Mohr circles will remain the same regardless of the application. I tried to make this article as simple as possible, so the general users can also benefit from it.

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Stereographic projection for structural analysis

The stereographic projection is a methodology used in structural geology and engineering to analyze orientation of lines and planes with respect to each other. The stereonets is a type of standardized mapping system that allows us to represent various angles in 3D space on a 1D paper. They are used for analysis of various field data such as bedding attitudes, planes, hinge lines and numerous other structures. This is a very useful tool because it can reduce the workload by avoiding lengthy calculations.

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Samples for Lab Final GLGY381

Geology lab samples for Sedimentary Rocks and Processes: Origin, identification, classification and interpretation of sediments, siliciclastic, carbonate and evaporite rocks. Study of sediment/rock components (minerals), fossils and textures in hand sample and thin section; sedimentary structures and processes; introduction to depositional environments; burial, lithification and diagenesis; applications, including introduction to basin analysis/tectonics, exploration for water and petroleum resources, etc.

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