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Quaternary glaciation (last ice age): resulted in Sid, Diego and their friends Zeke, Carl and others became friends with a human child.
Rise of human civilization; gave birth to modern day self-centered idiots who destroy the Earth.
For the first time aliens from the planet LV-426 probe a human female for biological experiments.
Biological break though in human evolution was found when a man with one nut, known as A. Hitler, was discovered when his party came to power in Germany.
Strong evidence suggesting our great grand parents were monkeys who butt-%#^$k came to life. The epidemic HIV/AIDS has been attributed to modern human-monkey interactions in the wild.
Due to lack of water to reduce friction during sex, dinosaurs went extinct (Cretaceous).
Break up of Pangaea(Jurassic) into Gondwana and Laurasia since they can’t resolve their three-way relationship problems anymore.
For the first time, large trees and shrubs were grown.
Opium and marijuana(Cannabis) became very popular among the micro-organisms causing “ya-man” disease.
Carbonated drinks during this period have lead to major teeth problems among mammal population. The acid in their coke have dissolved their teeth during Carboniferous period.
Landmasses fall in love creating the new marriage, Pangaea. It won’t last very long since each other have accused of cheating from the very beginning.
Moon was formed as result of aliens attacking the Earth with nukes. One of the nuke bombs hit the Earth so hard, creating the basin near Mexico.
Earth was sexy hot during this time; too bad with age, she became what she is today.
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